Signup

Welcome to the official Louise Blackwick Signup page!

Register with just your e-mail to create an account, which can be used in the future to view your orders and be eligible for promotions.

Already having an account? Please login here.

After signing up, you will receive an email with an activation code to complete the process.

Insatiable

I search for homeless guys

Who sleep among the wheat

I make them into meat-pies

And sell them in the street.

I sometimes eat them roast

Washing'em down with ale

A buttered slice of toast

Over a bedtime tale.

Each winter I drink blood

Collect it my barrels

With bone-marrow and spud

Over sweet Christmas carolls

Yet downright to my taste:

Firm buttocks hence I bake

Of blondine virgins, chaste

Amongst layers of cake!

Louise Blackwick