January 1, 2023
"Pressed to your chest, you hold the most precious thing in the world. The Neon God’s many eyes watch you through millions of Black Screens. There is no escaping His Algorithm. You are 5 Gold Stars away from a ticket off this Dark-ridden earth. The world, as you know it, will end in 5 days."
The herbal tea blend known as "_the Neon God's Algorithm" contains eucalyptus, pine needles, camomile and lavender. It was blended using only organically-grown, carefully selected ingredients of the highest quality available, dried and hard-pressed, and retains a gentle and rich herbal taste. The eucalyptus and pine needles add a fresh and foresty texture to the taste, while the gentle notes of camomile and the flowery-aromatic lavender facilitate your immersion into the story.
For maximum taste and texture, we advise using 1-2 teaspoons (1-2 grams) per cup, allowing it to soak in 100 °C (212 °F) hot water, for no more than 4-5 minutes. Because of the medicinal properties of this blend, we recommend no more than 1 cup per time and no more than 2-3 cups per day. The tea blend can be served with (or without) honey.